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This is a macabre post. I mean it's yucky and not sure if i should write about it. It's just been on my mind, and it's not nice.

A few month ago, a watched a programme on vampires, it was around the same time as i saw twilight.

It explained how the whole vampire myth came around. A man fell off a wooden thing, where u stack straw, and he died :(

That week villagers died, they blamed it on this man who'd died. So they dug him up, and well...... they saw blood from the side of his mouth, and this looked like he'd been munching on peoples blood!.

But when we die our blood get hard right, and we get bloaty (eww) and so this was the mans own blood..no munchy things going on with him. He was dead.

They also noticed he had a erection, and this is the thing thats been on my mind!.

It's.......when men die they get erections?. This is........rude.....and not nice.

Also there is some kinky thing, and a man tv presenter died the other day, people strangle themselves till they are nearly dead, it causes a `high` like taking cocaine..........
Then i read that it's like when people are hanged, they noticed men get a erection.and actually ejaculate.............

im not lying, and both this vampire thing and hanging thing have my mind thinking that maybe mens...................sticky up thing cant even help itself in death. Its like men have no contol......and its embarrising.

i have never seen a dead body, and i guess i will do. And i dont want it to be my family member who is male, and they are there with a stiffy...... it this Gods idea?.

Even if a person dies in their sleep, will the man be left like that?. it's kinda sick, and is making me wanna.im not sure, its not right this happens to men is it. It's not nice at all.

so this has been on my mind ever more so since yesterday. I just thought i'd share it. Sorry if i've offended anyone. I'm offended myself :-D