snow

Well snow has been here now for one full week. It amazes me the selfishness of people. I see them run from the house to their car in just a top and no coat. The best one was the other day when I saw a man in shorts!. Yes it was snowing at the time. I'm cold in my own house in a jumper and the heating in so why are stupid people running about in just tahirts?. They also run to the car in the snow and come back five mins later with one solitary paper. Yes I haven't even been shopping for a week and they all come and go with ease even though the snow is 6 inchs deep!. I hate them and allcar owners who are too bloody selfish to ask people if they are ok and if they need any shopping . I hope they all rot in he'll with the car shoved up their arses. I could ask for a lift? But why should I. I'll just let them run from car to work, to work to car, car to home, home to shops, shops to car wearing no coat and wraring shorts in a big snow blizzard , because that's what seems the norm to people with a car. Ran over.

jedward

Well today I see someone I followed on Twitter has gone from my list. This person was crazy over those two numpty Irish twins from the x factor. Just because they had met them. I don't find them good. I did follow them on Twitter but they posted stuff like to message them and they'll reply. Like it's recieving a message from God or something exciting. I have nothing against them but on the tv show they had jedward let loose, they didn't know how to cook. And simple things. They went out and bought Sushi instead!. Now I have never had Sushi but I assume ordering it in like they did, would have cost a fortune. Even if they bought some ready meals it would have been ok. Anyway, so this person left me, even though I thought they where cute and funny. But I guess I suck!. Anyway I guess it didn't help by the first thing I told them. How I'd gone off jedward when they'd kinda insulted the miners that got rescued. I guess even trying to explain that in a box only capable of holding 140 words is a bad ice breaker. Why didn't I say something like " oh I like your hair" or something else dumb. But no, I began it with the miners. I was a Twitter follower till the time I read what jedward had written. I looked it up last week and it's now on a newspaper site of what famous people said at the time. It was something like that the miners should be there looking for dragons , and now they are out jedward are going to fly to Chile and make all their hair in a jedward quiff. Myself I'd like to shove those too down a mine fir several months cos I bet it'll get the smugness out of them. And the quiff isn't even new, thing elvis, vanilla ice and some vague show from the 90's that's just popped into my head with Mark Speigh in (r.i.p). Poor guy :( They had quiffs, ESP vanilla ice. And what's with been britney mad?. She turned out cute then went mad and like a slut. But to me, making fun of 33 men who have been stuck in a mine for 69 days is bad :(. Even on tv they whimper like babies. I think they are 19 now, 19 year olds are getting into girls at education things or having a job. Messing with friends. Jedward dance dresesed in red PVC. It's not healthy!. One always never gets a chance to say anything. The other us there butting in, yeah they are twins so maybe people don't think they need to ask the other!?!?!?. And the way they stood last year while Simon said they stand on thier own mothers grave.... And they stood smiling. And when one hurt his ankle or knee or whatever, they uploaded a video of them before and broken ankle boy was skipping down the hospital corridor. Also they uploaded hospital boy, and the poor bloke was sad I'll in the bed with a scrumpled up tissue looking like he'd been crying his eyes out. I really think they are been used :( I do like them with all my heart because I think louis walsh is messing with them. He just likes little easy to mould people who he can boss about easily. No way did he need a op. He was skipping and jumping. Maybe in case his knee goes again and it'll lose louis money while the lads getting better. But yeah, it was a bad ice breaker and I suck at making virtual friends :) If I met the Twitter person I'd explain but how do you NOT sound like a right tit, when there's only 140 characters!!. Anyway so bad shit and now I'm there on my own, how fun. Invite my friends to Twitter?. I don't like it. The way people add people who add other people, it's never ending:)

Boys n men

Hi Hmm I was thinking if the person on the bus who'd give up their seat for me. Excuse me but I was thinking maybe they thought I was pregnant or something. I'm a little plump but doubt I look that huge that it looks like I'm pregnant!. Maybe you think it's odd but no one has given up their seat for me before. I bet loads and loads of girls who are pretty get seats offered to them all the time, but I'm not one of those people. For me it's to the stage if someone called me pretty, I'd think they where lying. I don't really trust men or got to know one, I mean that I have but , I don't know what I'm saying. Anyway i remember back when I was at school something freaky that happened. I was in year 11 and i saw this cute boy. Year 11 is the last year of secondary school so aged 15. And this boy was in year 9!. And inthought that's bad anyway this would make him about 13!. Looking back now I can't believe how young 13 and 15 are. So I saw this boy and from what I remember he was into manic street preachers which back then was like slipknot or something these days. And he had long hair to his shoulders, same as my bus boy did. And i'd liked him for a few months and in assembly the teacher said that all the names in this hat. I don't remember what people had to do,I think it was just people from this boys class. And they'd win cinema tickets for two people. So I thought with all my might that I hope he wins and then he can ask me on a date. I can't even remember if this boy even talked tonme before. Anyway I was there wishing with all my might that he'd win. And the teacher reaches into the hat.......and pulled out this boys name!. I was shocked to say the least. So he got the tickets and i was waiting for him to ask me, but he never did. I still find it odd i wished him to win and he did. Anyway. So bus boy had long hair like boy. If I'd have taken the seat I'd have thought he'd be after somethign. Ahh yes never be nice to me I get emotions confused. Never have I kissed a man with me been the first to make the move because I suck at working men out. They never make it simple or maybe it's me Reading everything wrong. So now I've been single for as long as I can remember and I'm not bothered,I guess that's why I'm moaning about it then,lol. My only first kiss was a boy, again at school he had blue eyes and real blonde hair with a fringe. Kinda like that cute guy from ex boyband A1. We where alone on a school trip out and it was snowing heavily and we where sheltering behind the school bus alone as the rest played in the snow. And that to me was romantic, don't you think?. Little red cheeks and stuff. But anyway he smoked and was smoking and yuck is all I'll say, but I did want to kiss him. You know the moment when your lips go all wired and tingley and feel like they are enlarging???. Well u got that feeling and I was daring myself too,but I thought off all the piss people would take out of him if they found out I'd kissed him, so I didn't. I heard he got stabbed to death a few years ago. Happy stories hey :-s Okey I better go, been here for 20 minutes :) Cya x

favourite shows

Hi I was just thinkg of the tv show Lost. It's a show a saw two series of before it moved to a tv station that I didn't have. What was the point?. Well I've just realised that some actors from it are in my fav tv shows. Damon from the vampire diaries got killed of in series one of Lost. The Korean one married to Sun, used to be in Angel, again used to be one of my favourites before it moved channel!. The one from lord of the rings. .... I forget his name, he went to Lost then Flashforward. They cancelled them, but it was a fav of mine. It seems they all move or get cancelled!. I also love supernatural, but they moved it too, so now I have to watch it online!. Is it legal? To stream shows from the Internet, probably not but i think they should stop cancelling and moving my favourite tv shows about to channels I dont have! What will they cancel next I wonder?. Maybe vampire diaries :(. If they do I'll go in a sulk, and has anyone noticed Damon does thus weird thing with his eyebrow?. I saw a interview with him and he had a twitch, maybe too much acting has affected him!. Tomorrow I'm going to get comfy and watch the episode I've just taped of the vampire diaries :). I also love elenas brother jeremy, it amazed me to read he is grandson of Steve mcqueen!. That's one cool link in the family :) Okey I'm gone now, byeee

dont like them

Hi I was wondering about family. What if your family isn't really close?. What if you can't stand them?. I have this with someone related to me through marriage. I can't stand them even though they have been 'family' since I was a teenager. I don't like them and I could write you a list of how evil they are and self centred. You know one of these people who want everything now and they don't care if they get into debt if they get it. They get their partner to pay and work their bollicks off just so their bitch can have some shoes they saw in a shop.and it would be cool if they where nice looking but they aren't, they are just normal looking. So I'm pissed at the world really that a person can be crap and use everyone and like to get drunk. And they seem to have everything .and others don't. How do you tell someone you don't like them?. Will they have guessed by now through the ignorence I've been giving them for years????. Am I rude?. Am I bad?. Or is bad telling them to their face and leaving presents of dog poo in their Xmas pressies. Present I don't want to give them cos they take stuff back!!. Anyway, I can't be bothered. Really hate this person they are smug too :(

Twitter results

Hi

I got a extra view yesterday at my blog. Someone from the u.k :)

It was probably me though.......damn.

Or maybe it was stephen Fry :-p

He didn't reply, i told him about me seeing him on tv, but its just a space of 120 words, and i cant shut up at times.

Ok, so he didnt reply, but someone did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Omg, i'd just watched him on tv live, and there from 5 hours ago was a `tweet` from him. I actually smiled!. Wow, that made me happy.

It's odd how i see famous people message other famous people, like one message fearne cotton and philip schofield, and at the time didnt message me. its odd because famous people are normal people.

i have met a few famous people, two ex footballers, old washed up has beens to be honest with you. shows you how famous they are if they are in my town!, im not in london or anywhere like that. Its not like i'd see Ronaldo in my town walking about. When you meet famous people, they are boring to be honest with you. Or maybe just these two where.

Anyway........thanks for the views :)

Jen x

Twitter

Hi

Long time.

So, lately i joined Twitter, something i'd been thinking of for ages but never gotten around to.

So i think it's been about 2 weeks now, maybe less. So i added some famous people. Two tv presenters and 2 male singers. Total is just 2, as these 2 and 2 are kinda a duo together?.

Anyway, so i joined and i can see what they post each day, and its boring stuff like, how they walked the dog, and silly vids of them buying a hotdog............hmm......not that special thing everyone made twitter out to be.

So one went for a 10mile run, so i asked why............they didn't reply but they tweeted something about they have been in the tv studio all day, this isn't to me personally, but just randomly to anyone who will listen.

I remember Stephen Fry mentioning Twitter, he got stuck in a lift once, and since then it spiralled into chaos. Everyone wanting a account. And also Demi moore and Aston Kutcher. They post pics, and whatever. So...........why join when they don't reply?. I think it's pointless.

Why would i want to watch a vid of people eating a hotdog, and for them say to people to reply with comments, and then they don't message back?. Yeah, they have 5 thousand followers, but what's the point.........it's very one sided.

Watching someone eating a hotdog isn't exciting. Wow, they have been for a run..........and.......what , send a comment to you, so you cannot bother to reply back to me?.

Maybe you wonder why (it feels) like all i mention is online stuff?. It's just because even though i have been using the internet for about 11 years, it still baffles me.

So, yes, i have learned that this person only works about 4 times a week, and sat down for 2 hours 30 mins watching tv. They supposedly have a girlfriend, though i doubt that very much!.

Stephen Fry, i never used to like him. I remember when i was little sitting bored out of my mind as Jeeves and Wooster was on for a mind numbing one hour. My parents liked it, so i sat there watching it too. So, i hated him ever since. Till people kept calling him up on who wants to be a millionaire........then he twittered about been in a lift, then he was on tv, and he is quite funny :)

Kinda random like me too :-D

So maybe i should add him on Twitter?. Will he reply?. Probably not, his followers total is too many numbers, something like 2000,0000 followers. I doubt he will spare 2 mins tweeting a girl who used to hate him :)

Lets see, i'll keep you posted ;-)

Trolley

Hi

Thanks to Kim for joining my blog followers list. I'm honoured :)

Today i went shopping. The Bank holiday weekend was very boring, it consisted of going to the local grocery store, and today another store.

I admit, i went and there was my mum, and some girls passed by, in the middle of the trolley turning, one passed and the others giggled........

No idea why, but it made me angry. I don't think much of teen girls these days, they all seem the same, dressed the same, same hair, same everything, same shoes. I dont know how this trolley thing can be funny.

I dont know what happened to been original. Or maybe im getting old, and moaning at all the young pretty girls, it could be a combination of the both i think.

I think the fun part of my life passed me by. I need to have fun. Any ideas, please leave them below :)

Nothing scary though, i don't like fairgrounds or rollercoasters! :)

Aprils Prom :-p

Hi

I have two followers now, yay!. I just did see another person following me though, so i think i should have three :-D

I really need topics to chat about. Yesterday i recorded myself singing, and sent it to two people. It was very bad singing, ot even loud, and i was nervous as hell. I bet i sounded dumb, but no more then usuall!!!??!! :)

So my Niece is going to a Prom.

I guess Proms have `come over` from America. I was laughing today making silly voices. "Will you go with me to the Prom?"

It reminds me of those 1980's films with Molly Ringwald :-D

I saw pics in the local paper last year of people going to the prom, they could send their pics in. All the girls where all perfect with nice dresses, and little clutch bags, and nice hair. And then the boys had suits, and black shoes, but they still looked like kids, where as the girls looked like women, and all grown up.

So i wonder how people go about asking people out to these proms, is it really like these cheesey movies, or do they just wait for someone to ask, or do they just ask out the hottest boy in school, even though he has probably been asked a million times already.

When i left school, all that was arranged was a little meeting in the local pub, which i didnt go too, as it didn't interest me.

Even now,if i could go to a Prom, would i?. Well with my fashion sense, i'd have to say NO!.

If it was just me and him then yes, i could stand on his toes as often as i liked :)

This reminds me of `Twilight`. I'm up to book 2. i am going to watch movie one again, as i have seen the movie, read the book, now i want to see the movie again. Then see movie 2, read the book, watch movie 2 again. Why?

Because the books and movies are very different, the movie i liked, but then when i read the book, i noticed all the story lines from it had been left out the movie!.

It's like.... hmm.... letting the movie create the imagine for me as the books lack imagary, and are very slow and weird actually.

She keeps comparing him to a God, and how his face actually makes her heart stop, not just pretending but ACTUALLY!.

Maybe she has a heart murmur in a later book, lol. :-p

Ok, that's it. See you later x

moans

Hi

I'm really pissed off right now. Nice time to blog right?.

Firstly i could moan and complain about every single thing.

Like why does everyone seem to be happy apart from me?. Why do i seem to be unhappy?. Why when i try to be happy, i get a smidgen closer, then something happens and i feel like a piece of poo?. Why am i jealous of every body?.Why do i hate myself?.

Why do i have a blog when i think im uninteresting and why when i insult myself do i feel sad?.

Why am i bored of myself?. Why do i need a holiday/break but never go on one?. Why do simple things seem like mountains?.

Why do i feel like i want to slap everyone?. And why does everyone these days dress the same?. The same shoes, the same handbags, you can tell the ones that go to dorothy perkins, about 20, blonde hair with a fringe to one side and fake tan and leggings. and why am i jealous of them if i hate them so much?.

Does my jealousy make me hate everyone?. I must be jealous of the whole world then.

Thats about it..thnx for reading x

Buses!

Hey!

Today i was on the bus, woooo, and it was full. I had to stand. And no one asks me anything usually. Not the time, not whens the bus coming, or anything like that, so today some man offered me his seat on the bus. I almost fainted..... not really, but you gget what i mean!. So i didnt think he meant me, as no one says stuff to me, if im stood there people will kinda push pastl ike im invisable. I go around like im invisable. So i said "I'm alright", plus i have a cold, and my voice was quite because it normally is and extra quiet cos i have a cold. And i heard him say "i wish i never bothered asking".

I mean.......... yeh i'm gratefull, but talking is not my strong point, did he want me to say "oh my god, i'm so thankfull that you have offered your seat!. What is there to say?. I was ok standing, the bus was driving off anyway, and yes im grateful more then you'll even know, but again you insult me like im not even there, so thanks actually for making it the same as it always is!.

So yeh, if you read this and have searched online along the lines of "i offered he girl on the bus my seat but she said "i'm alright and it hurt my feelings" then i'm sorry!. THANK YOU but i kind of feel sad now!.

This is in my blog as no one has offered me their seat ever, so yeh this was amaing for me, but im pissed he said he wish he hadn't have bothered. It would have been ok, if he hadn't have ended it with a nasty comment.

Men do piss me off totally, i just dont understand them, it's like they want blood for offereing a seat or something.

Anyway thats it!. My rant is over with :)

Hope one day my kooky blog becomes famous :-p

Cya all later, x

hi

heyz

just me, nothing new to report on. The sun came out today, it's a rarity these days i think spring is here soon :)

I think i should go on a diet, im lazy though.

thats about it :)



x

mens bitsnbobs

Heyz

This is a macabre post. I mean it's yucky and not sure if i should write about it. It's just been on my mind, and it's not nice.

A few month ago, a watched a programme on vampires, it was around the same time as i saw twilight.

It explained how the whole vampire myth came around. A man fell off a wooden thing, where u stack straw, and he died :(

That week villagers died, they blamed it on this man who'd died. So they dug him up, and well...... they saw blood from the side of his mouth, and this looked like he'd been munching on peoples blood!.

But when we die our blood get hard right, and we get bloaty (eww) and so this was the mans own blood..no munchy things going on with him. He was dead.

They also noticed he had a erection, and this is the thing thats been on my mind!.

It's.......when men die they get erections?. This is........rude.....and not nice.

Also there is some kinky thing, and a man tv presenter died the other day, people strangle themselves till they are nearly dead, it causes a `high` like taking cocaine..........
Then i read that it's like when people are hanged, they noticed men get a erection.and actually ejaculate.............

im not lying, and both this vampire thing and hanging thing have my mind thinking that maybe mens...................sticky up thing cant even help itself in death. Its like men have no contol......and its embarrising.

i have never seen a dead body, and i guess i will do. And i dont want it to be my family member who is male, and they are there with a stiffy...... it this Gods idea?.

Even if a person dies in their sleep, will the man be left like that?. it's kinda sick, and is making me wanna.im not sure, its not right this happens to men is it. It's not nice at all.

so this has been on my mind ever more so since yesterday. I just thought i'd share it. Sorry if i've offended anyone. I'm offended myself :-D

me

Hi

My only follower on my blo g wanted me to add stuff, like....... things i like and stuff.

Also you'll all have to ignore my bad spelling cos as of wednesday night, i dont seem to be able to spell or get my words right!.


Ok, well, i like music, but i guess everyone does

i do like lady gaga, i think she has something special about her, seeing her at the brit awards (on tv) was so ..... she was so cute, and sweet, it made me like her even more.

I like most music, but not rihanna, or jay z, or that band where the man wears a silly hat, n-dubz i think its called. I latley have been listening to shaka khan - feel for you, its on my mp3 player, and its very catchy, i know it was released in about 1989, but i have just found out its not the silly song i thought it was :-D

i like tv shows like, vampire diaries, flash forward, the simpsons, eastenders, neighbours,

im not keen on movies, i prefer to buy the dvd then take about 1 year to get around to watching it!.

I like animals, well i think... other peoples that i dont have to care for.

Im not keen on kids, they cry and are too cute, they try to make me go soft and emotional inside but with me there really is no point in been emotional as i have it in my mind im never gonna have kids , so i keep away from kids to avoid the cutesyness of them :)

i dont really have a fav actor or actress, used to be cristian slater and winon ryder, but that was years ago, now i dont really have any. i like that women, whats her name?. susan?. dark hair, bullock, sandra bullock, thats her name :-p

i like her

nicole kidman is also ok

men wise i kinda like george clooney, he is cute, kinda ok acting.

this is about it, u dont want to know about my family right, they are crazy :)

or maybe thats just me who is crazy! :-p

Ok, any questions leave them and i'll get back to them, thanks x

I did it!

So........ last night i finally `did it`.

No, not that!

I finally watched the movie Twilight!

It was good, but i laughed at parts. I'm not sure, you know, i have watched all vampire stuff like buffy, angel, vampire diaries....... true blood.......... i've learnt about spike in buffy and how him and buffy have sex, and it always baffled me how, when spike was dead!.

So i guess vampires are now seen as love interests!. Wow!.

A dead person.....kept alive by sucking blood............. i don't see what's sexy.........

Oh anyway. Twilight!.

Robert Pattinson was ok, Kristen stewart was good. And Taylor Lautner??. Is cute!.

And yeh, it was cute.

Today is valentines day and im lonely. It would be fun to be a vampire, especially having someone to care for you for eternity.

You know. i always want to write. and this is my secret, it's why i have a secret blog!. I like to not tell people it's me...... and not famous..... not at all. People do read my blog who i know from online, but no one from my everyday life know i have a blog............no ones asked, and i've not mentioned anything.

I do think i'd die if they read it!.

So yeh, so when i watched Twilight, i wanted to write............ and i havent wrote for......hmmmm, it must be about 8 months, i stopped myself from writing. I pick up my pen to write....and i instantly write!.

I'm not sure what happends, and it's not like what i write is any good, it's just romance basically and things like that. Honestly. I have never had a relationship in my life, i've never kissed a man or even touched one...yet i write about sex, love, kissing and even having babies!.

I write about Doctors, and im the patient and he has to heal my heart, i mean emotionally. And about .....well last night i wanted him to be a vampire doc like u see in twilight....... it came out that........ we where on a beach...... and he was a psychiatrist!. and i was his patient, and he could read minds............... so thats why...........and yeah i wrote we slept together, but why do i write this stuff!.

i have never slept with a doctor.......... i have never wore a camisole, or been to crete, or layed looking up at the stars. I've never played with a mans chest hair, or had someone kiss my neck.

And yeh, it's valentine's day, and this man i have been chatting with for the past 4yrs read my ecard, but didnt send me one back, or even text, or email me..........

He said the night before "love is not a game". And yeah, and maybe i'm crazy and need a shrink like in my movies, but he drives me crazy , and i like him. But, no......i'm not going to meet him, cos men come to the woman, and guess he doesnt give a stuff about me,, and we been on webcam, and everything, i guess my life is been lived in a dream world.

So maybe it would be nice to be Bella and have a vampire boyfriend like edward, someone who cares for all eternity.

I do like writing, but i did stop because i write about love, and it's driving me crazy, and i'd like to do something more,,,,write something better...but i honestly don't know what to write about.

They say write stuff you know about, but what do i know about?.

I'm not sure i know anything.